Although it is justified to dismiss artificial intelligence and large language models as exalted extensions of auto-correct and predictive text—autocomplete—there is a danger is dismissing the analogy that a chatbot is a mere calculator of words. Albeit an adding machine has unimpeachable and unbiased output, AI too has by studying frequency a handle rather than an understanding of custom through patterns that even linguists have not been able to precisely pin down, which despite no understanding can through brute force pass the Turing test and even on a rudimentary dataset become convincingly fluent, just enough so as the technology and expectations advance.
Friday, 12 September 2025
collocation (12. 722)
motor city agate (12. 721)
Recalling a recent look at the much accelerated process of synthetic geology, we quite enjoyed this introduction to this gem of industrial inefficiency (which illustrates how the push for optimisation comes at a cost, though waste and pollution is to be avoid, the drag and misalignment that meant non-targeted ads for everyone was what enabled journalism and broadcast entertainment in the first place—which are no longer free and still serve commercials and designed obsolescence and the inability to repair and upgrade over replacing) that by dent of its relative scarcity and specific epoch has become one of the most appealing media for jewellery makers. Technically a cabochon, from the French to distinguish a stone that is not cut and faceted but rather shaped and polished, the agate was the byproduct of applying enamel coats to automobiles by hand, with overspray accumulating in paint bays and the layers of slag, ages within epochs, particularly from the late 1960s and early 1970s, when “high impact” colours were in fashion, have become highly sought after. Changes in bodywork by the 1980s saw the adoption of electrostatic painting, basically magnetising the enamel to the chassis, meant the end of this era.
chryons (12. 720)
Via Waxy, and perhaps a better way to absorb the shock of breaking headlines that one can otherwise manage to avoid and tune-in voluntarily to the outlet of one’s choice, which presents a roll of live but not scrolling, automatically refreshing and unlinked screen grabs of the lower third of selected news sources, a graphic overlay or ticker that appear in the bottom portion of the screen (not necessarily taking up that much attention real estate), in the title-safe area, the margins of display. The above synonymous title term is a genericised trademark—see previously—of the Chyron Corporation, the company founded in 1966 that pioneered broadcast titling and graphic generators, named after the superlative mythological centaur for the integration of text and pictures on live TV. Whilst on the one hand hand making one chase after what’s next with this format and time-stamp, it also it a nice governor and a meditation on how headlines undergo fossilisation in the media onslaught.
synchronoptica
one year ago: a nineteenth century puppet theatre (with synchronopticรฆ), New York’s Chelsea Hotel, branding wild horses plus Haile Selassie deposed (1974)
thirteen years ago: corporate welfare, Swiss banking secrecy toppled plus a consortium of European museums goes online
fourteen years ago: reflections on 9/11 plus fiscal discipline and fiduciary disciples
fifteen years ago: Arianne Huffington on America’s decline
seventeen years ago: more reflections on 11 September
Thursday, 11 September 2025
calling-card (12. 719)
We enjoyed this introduction to prolific Romantic painter Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky (ะะฒะฐะฝ ะะนะฒะฐะทะพะฒัะบะธะน) from Crimea of Armenian extraction, considered a master of the maritime scene and appointed official artist of the Imperial Navy and cemented in the popular culture of Russia in the mid-nineteenth century, and beyond (he is the namesake of an asteroid discovered in 1977, 3787 Aivazovskij RG₇) by the saying worthy of his brush by playwright Anton Chekhov, though this set of souvenir keepsakes presented to guests at his seventieth birthday soiree. Each was a unique miniature seascape inset framed by a studio photograph of the artist at work—continuing the gifting for years the original party. Some contemporaries criticised this flair for self-promotion as indicative of Aivazosky’s sheer volume and pace of output—over six-thousand paintings over a career spanning six decades—and cheapening through machine-like habits his monumental works, namely his 1850 The Ninth Wave (ะะตะฒัััะน ะฒะฐะป) from an old sailing adage that the biggest swell comes in succession of sea wreck survivors clinging to debris and hoping to be rescued—but these creative favours seem more than a demonstration of automation and rather prefigure collage and mixed-media as well as trading-cards and tokens.
film als magisches ritual (12. 718)


synchronoptica
one year ago: search engine optimisation (with synchronopticรฆ), transcribing presidential debates plus tales of Chemical Romance
twelve years ago: a visit to the Sonnenburg
fourteen years ago: design for houseplants
Wednesday, 10 September 2025
mannerheim line (12. 717)
Speaking as chair of the Russian Security Council earlier this week, former president Dmitry Medvedev threatened the sovereignty of Finland using provocative language that directly parallels that false arguments circulated before the 2014 and 2022 invasions of Ukraine. Medvedev said that the former autonomous principality of the Russian Empire, full independence achieved following World War I had aligned itself with Nazi Germany (as a continuation of the Winter War that saw the eventual repelling and retreat of invading Soviet forces) with alleged ambitions to expand its borders to St Petersburg and the Kola peninsula, with a lingering russophobic hysteria that persists in its current government, determined to eliminate ethnic Slav culture, joining NATO not out of defence but as a way to bolster offensive capabilities and declare war on Russia. Patently false, this narrative of antagonising the western alliance and the EU is now new or unique and part of a continuum of rousing domestic aggression (renewing demands for reparations dating back to World War II, claiming Finnish posture nullifies settled treaties) through disinformation and sets the stage for justifying further incursions. Historical myths make for a convenient target for redirection, especially immediately after surprisingly steadfast response to threats to core members (something that was missing in the international handling of the above conflict that revealed coordination problems all around and how external borders were treated as buffer terrority)—and the rather askance request for more indirect sanctions against Russia by the US to the European Union to tariff remaining trade partners with a one hundred percent tariff.
hands at ten and two (12. 716)
The always engrossing data newsletter from Quantum of Sollazzo directed us to a challenge that AI (specifically ChatGPT—not sure if other large language models have overcome this limitation) cannot surmount: to generate an image of a clock face showing a time other than 10:10, the default display for timepieces as seen in catalogues. Here’s one of my own confirmatory requests, asking it nicely several times for a another hour and minute and even the current of the clock—which yielded bizarrely a digital watch reading 10:12 and the incorrect date of Tuesday, 24 April, which would have been in 2018 or the future year of 2029. Like with not being able to do hands very well, maybe this ignorance and inability to compute will be corrected in later generations but is kind of fascinating to see it get stuck on certain requests. See if you can come up with the magic prompt.
contrology (12. 715)
Courtesy of Weird Universe, we are referred to one of twenty-six patents filed by physical trainer, professional boxer, circus performer and self-defence educator Joseph Hubertus Pilates—best known for his eponymous mind-body exercise method (see also), primarily developed during his internment by British authorities in Lancaster Castle (later on the Isle of Man) during World War I by dent of his German citizenship in England earning a living doing the latter jobs and training police in his ways at Scotland Yard—in the form of this rather intriguing v-shaped, cradle-like bed, which purports to support good spinal alignment during sleep. I don’t know whether such a configuration would alleviate cramping legs and constant tossing and turning and switching sides—which may have more to do with sharing sleeping quarters with a dog and another human—but seems plausible and maybe worth a try. While a pilates regimen as an activity is of course better than being sedentary and improves balance and muscle definition, studies show it does not live up to loftier claims of treating any illness or medical condition, however. Immigrating to New York City in 1925, Pilates set up a studio and taught classes with his wife Clara nรฉe Zeuner into the 1960s and invented the bed and several other exercise and wellness apparatuses during this period, and while the copyright for these devices holds, pilates itself is not professionally regulated and accredited, ruled a generic term and something anyone can claim—at least in the US—to be a master of. More at the link above.