9x9 (12. 188)

:): :an emoticon generator to create custom expressions—unless your interface automatically turns them into emoji—via Web Curios 

amicus brief: US supreme court upholds TikTok ban—whose enforcement is punted to Trump—in violation of right to free speech but fact-checking is now censorship 

optics: Trump inaugural to be held inside the capitol rotunda, citing the weather—see Monday’s post  

my dear, clawsette, i love you very much: the 2018 SNL sketch ‘Diner Lobster’ garnered numerous accolades including an award from the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals and inspired many sequels  

artist in residence: the rotating helm of a digital creator’s demesne 

hall of fame: though a bit premature, Bob’s Big Boy’s (a favourite haunt of his) obituary for David Lynch is superlative in detail, a believer in reincarnation, Lynch “life is a short trip. We’ll all meet up again”—via Super Punch  

boosterism: EU orders X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, to surrender it recommendation algorithm with a retention directive for purview on future changes  

lol’d into submission: general reaction to the recent shooting death of the pizzagate theorist suggest that there has been a paradigm shift regarding conspiracy 

the war of iron swords: Israeli security council ratifies Gaza ceasefire agreement after a dicey delay with Trump taking credit but not responsibility if the multi-part deal crumbles, like the agreement to withdraw troops from Afghanistan, which cursed his successor 

.---- ----. ----- ....- ..--- —..: a Morse Code clock—with optional sound—via ibīdem

canonicity (12. 187)

Via Web Curios, we are referred to this rather incredible resource from Joi Massat that has compiled dozens of series pitches and show bibles for cartoons including Dungeons & Dragons, He Man and She-Ra, Spongebob, Ren & Stimpy and many other classic Nicktoons. Linked documents include character specifications, episode samples, lore and backstories and as a whole presents a pretty good guide on how to go about packaging and promoting one’s own animated ideas with a nice supplement that outlines the presentation and pick-up process, selling the premise and refining their stories.

little red book (12. 186)

The expected consequence of the looming TikTok ban in the United States was for users to find alternative outlets, but an unexpected one is happening with the influx of Americans, some seven hundred thousand, flocking to a similar social media and e-commerce app called RedNote (小紅書, literally translated as the above, as in Chairman Mao’s collected sayings). Despite the US wanting to ban the former because of national security concerns and worries that the personal data of its citizens could be harvested and shared with the Chinese government, many, out of spite and feeling the charges to be trumped-up and parochial at best, are turning to this networking platform, not subject to the usual firewall placed on the outside world, and interacting and communicating with three hundred million native users and with the surprising outcome of forging new friendships, cultural exchanges and even some language learning. The trend may not last and the platform could become subject to the same suspicions that it could become a tool for espionage and indoctrination by the Chinese government.

synchronoptica

one year ago: a classic from Joni Mitchell (with synchronoptica) plus assorted links worth the revisit

seven years ago: more links to enjoy, a false alarm in Hawaii, the Matt Drudge breaks the Clinton-Lewinski scandal (1998) plus museum doppelgängers 

eight years ago: gas for Europe and Russian aggression in Ukraine plus global net worth 

nine years ago: Medieval Death Trip, boreal rings, degrees of temperature plus microscopic detail

ten years ago: artist Aubrey Beardsley, long receipts plus the magic of the Google Translate app

identified aerial phenomenon (12. 185)

Trying to take a photo of the full Moon the other night that didn’t turn out so well (Moon says “don’t blame me for not looking good in pictures, I’m just too brilliant”), I zoomed in later and saw that I had accidentally captured a passing constellation of Starlink satellites seen to the right of the lunar body (the other mysterious objects, those green globs at the bottom are the bokeh’d Christmas lights on the neighbours’ house through the hedges). 

Had I not known about the the low orbiting communications satellites and the flare and related effects that they can produce, I would have mistaken them for UFOs and can completely empathise with those who get a little hysterical witnessing the like.

cultural attache (12. 184)

It was refreshing how in the Roman Empire dictators would prolong their term by declaring a holiday, instead we have a president-elect in the United States as Los Angeles continues to smoulder and burn appoint three special envoys to Hollywood, not to help with repair and recovery from the devastation but rather act as celebrity legates to revitalise a failing industry and bring back its Golden Age. Ceremonial sine cure titles were awarded to actors, known for their MAGA boosterism, to Mel Gibson, Jon Voight and Sylvester Stallone (see previously)—assuredly to the disappointment of others to hitched their star to that movement—Trump announced his special ambassadors to “a great but very troubled place” which has “lost much business over the last four years to Foreign Countries” as his eyes and ears, pledging to get done what they suggest. The equivalent of DOGE for the movies, its unclear how they might brooch this situation and what countries are undermining Tinsel Town and whether it is a problem at all and not another manufactured crisis that’s in their modus operandi to invent and then pretend to solve with a new code of standards to appeal to grievances—if anything the industry is under threat from AI, studio greed and independent cinema.

10x10 (12. 183)

compliments of the season: Poseidon’s Underworld reviews 1973 British anthology series Orson Welles’ Great Mysteries 

hagiography: breathtaking hidden murals in the Cathedral of Angers depicting the life of local saint called Maurille, who fled due to embarrassment for failure to perform a miracle, unveiled for the first time 

wmw: a list of endangered historic and cultural sites for 2025, around the world and beyond 

infinite nonsense honeypot: a lure for AI scrapers  

there is a plot—what would be the point of just a bunch of things: legendary director David Lynch dies, aged 78—see previously

run the bricks: a mother in New Zealand completes a hundred metre sprint barefoot over a track of Legos—setting a Guinness Record—via Metafilter 

but is it like the old playboy magazine—do you have essays there by the modern day equivalent of gore vidal and william f buckley jr: US supreme court justice Samuel Alito asks if people visit PornHub (previously) for the articles—via Super Punch 

cozy rewatch recommendation: the 2003 New Wave film The Dreamers (Innocents) that follows the exploits and adventures of an American university student in Paris during the 1968 riots—via Messy Nessy Chic  

𒀸𒋩𒆕𒀀: a paranoid ruler’s illiteracy and a torched library behind a glimpse of everyday life in the Assyrian Empire 

celebrity is a broad church: BBC1’s 1985 entertainment magazine Friday People

synchronoptica

one year ago: artist Monica Sjöö (with synchronoptica), generational perceptions, an ethnographic study of bathroom graffiti, another banger from ABBA plus words for lighthouse

seven years ago: laser-cut note pads, Madrid reinstates direct rule on Catalonia plus free-floating exoplanets

eight years ago: theatres protest the inauguration of Trump 

nine years ago: a slipper-shaped wedding chapel

ten years ago: misattributed quotations plus McDonald’s new slogan

philadelphi corridor (12. 182)

US president Joe Biden and Qatari prime minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al Thani separately announced that Hamas and Israeli, after fifteen months of fighting and incursions into Palestinian, Lebanese and Iranian territory, have reached an agreement for a multiphase ceasefire, committing to end the war with the truce beginning on Sunday. Hostages will be freed and the end to violence will allow a surge of humanitarian aid to reach Gaza. Although basically the same peace plan proposed and endorsed by the UN Security Council last May by the Biden administration, some are crediting the pressure that in-coming president Trump exerted on the Israeli government (envoys from both teams involved in the negotiations) but significantly, the terms of the treaty are expected to be ratified under Biden’s watch—see previously. More importantly, those kidnapped and held will be reunited with their families in exchange for a thousand Palestinian civilians held by Israel and the suffering caused by this long and deadly conflict which has claimed nearly fifty-thousand lives will begin to ease. Still the consequences of all this death and destruction will have lasting effect for a seemingly intractable generational clash that has lasted decades and the killing continues up until the last minute.

trade wars are good—and easy to win (12. 181)

Here’s a compelling argument for Canada, in particular though it could apply to other economies under a capricious threat of tariffs, not to introduce retaliatory measures in kind—NAFTA and its successor under a different name plus America’s most-favoured nation seal of approval was on balance beneficial to corporate barons by enabling chasing cheap labour and off-shore environmental damage and in its latest incarnation enforced a hallmark of the rentier economic model with the proviso that enshrined IP and forbade the circumvention of digital locks and greatly eroded the right to repair for manufacturers and consumers. As with car parts, printer ink, streaming-services and charging plugs, this inability to seek out third-party solutions, this subscription system locks people into leases over ownership and ensures a steady stream of rents rendered and fears of sunk costs for everything invested in activating the extra features. As much as the US is seeking Canadian raw material and natural resources and exploitable manpower elsewhere, for which embargoes would be a pyrrhic victory at best as reliant on exports, any target could instead invoke a regime of jailbreaking, a domestic app store that bypasses American-based fees, kits that would overcome non-original parts, carve-out to warrants (this is not technologically difficult to do) and offer ways to get out of lease contracts and not experiencing reciprocal price-rises, which is a proven accelerant for populism.