curds and whey (12. 215)

Google has edited its commercial slotted to play during the Super Bowl, promoting its Gemini AI model pitching the use-case scenario of a small, independent cheesemonger using the chatbot to craft a description about Gouda for his shop’s website. The erroneous statistic that Gouda makes up “fifty to sixty percent of the world’s cheese consumption” was replaced in the ad with “one of the most popular cheeses in the world,” the false claim apparently regurgitated from a webpage called cheese.com filled with AI generated, SEO-optimised (see redundant acronym syndrome) blogs. The AI assistant’s responses have the disclaimer that they are “not intended to be factual” but rather framed as a writing aid and that one should perform some fact-checking, presumably googling it.

11x11 (12. 214)

traitor tots: Musk’s merry band of pickpockets and the corporate raids behind the Putsch and purge 

temper tantrum: extinction burst behaviour is one accounting of the ascendancy of MAGA intolerance  

fifty-first: Trudeau warns Trump is serious about annexing Canada—insultingly offering it statehood before Puerto Rico and DC 

isolation mode: after three decades, Baltic nations are switching to the EU power grid, getting off the Russian network

nosotromo: the high school play adaptation of Alien   

endless jeopardy!: hourly answers, honours go to the best, most creative questions—via Waxy   

expo 67: revisiting centenary celebrations in Montreal—see previously 

re-apartheid: Trump administration launches volley of complaints against South Africa, cutting of foreign aid and promote the “resettlement of of Afrikaner refugees”   

center for the performing arts: Trump declares himself chairman of the Washington, DC cultural institution and dismissing board members who disagree with his taste 

hr@opm.gov: unencrypted mass email to CIA operatives offering them the chance to resign may have compromised the agents’ identifies with serious counterintelligence concerns   

federal communications commission: Trump threatens to shut down the CBS television network, calls for the firing of journalists critical of the administration and for doxxing one of Musk’s minions

 synchronoptica

one year ago: vintage hotel luggage tags (with synchronoptica) plus a banger from Billy Ocean

eight years ago: assorted links worth revisiting plus augmented metrics

nine years ago: the Electronic Frontier Foundation’s charter, neologisms and nomonyms plus the Lunar New Year

ten years ago: LARPing at large plus more links to enjoy

eleven years ago: targeted political advertisement, Russian ban on genetically modified foods plus sugar-based batteries

nederbeat (12. 213)

Topping the singles charts on the Billboard Top 100 on this day in 1970—repeating the accomplishment on several other markets internationally, as our faithful chronicler informs—the song by Shocking Blue, covered many times including by Bananarama in 1986 (though the studio discouraging a release as a dance tune) and also reaching number one shares lyrical etymology with the nineteenth century standard “Oh! Susanna.” The band’s lead vocalist, not fluent in English Mariska Veres—whom later released an album of jazz and lounge renditions of 60s and 70s pop hits—recorded and performed the song as written, typo included, as “A godness [sic] on a mountain top,” which was corrected in tribute releases.

surface tension (12. 212)

Coming back to this little zen pool again and again throughout the day—courtesy of Web Curios—a JavaScript simulation (for phone or screen) by a coder called Nico Pr lets one drag one’s fingers over the surface of pristine water and contemplate the fluid dynamics of the ripples as they propagate and echo above a bed of colourful pebbles—I knew I should share. I’ve come to appreciate these single-purpose websites, particularly when they do their one thing to perfection.

*69 (12. 211)

During his recent visit to the White House, Israeli prime minister Netanyahu presented Trump with a crass and tacky (and absolutely appropriate for the giver and recipient) Lebanese cedar-mounted golden pager, in reference to the deadly operation that simultaneously detonated thousands of communication devices purportedly used by agents of Hezbollah, maiming thousands and killing scores. Netanyahu also presented Trump with a functioning beeper. A fugitive from justice, wanted by the International Criminal Court, there was little risk of the US extradition to the Hague. The gift exchange continued with America imposing sanctions (assets frozen and a travel ban) on officers of the ICC (previously) and any one deemed to have aided in the ongoing investigations.

synchronoptica

one year ago: eyes on exoplanets (with synchronoptica) plus laws against mass-mesmerism

seven years ago: a X-Files photo-shoot, animator Jiří Trnka, reusable rockets plus insects fashioned from leaves and sticks

eight years ago: forest management, a map to teach tolerance plus utopian advertising

nine years ago: custom LEGO plus French spelling reform

ten years ago: author Roald Dahl plus the Cambridge Five

wiktok (12.210)

Via Waxy and though not quite a surrogate for the curated From the Depths of Wikipedia, this little GitHub app is a nice way to randomise and rewild one’s palette, as opposed to existential doom-scrolling (a programming note…) by inviting one down rabbit holes of the free encyclopaedia and get lost in a daisy-chain of linkages. Click on the logo or refresh for a new article and share what you’ve learned. It seems like I’ve run across a lot of the chance entries beforehand—or at least have a tangential affinity for them having spent a lot of time exploring on the site, a cause certainly worthy of a donation, if you can afford to show your appreciation.

my father used to take me to watch the crusades (12. 209)

Whilst Musk is in “demon mode” along with his minions (someone said “traitor tots”) frenetically working to dismantle the administrative state—there have been less than convincing assurances that their access to government pay systems at the Treasury are limited to read only, and reporting suggests that at the Office for Personnel Management they have full editing privileges with the possibly to scrub for forgotten recriminations, delete, alter or insert documents into the permanent records (eOPF, electronic personnel files) of federal workers, harassing into quitting en masse, Trump for the National Prayer Breakfast (previously) hosted in the Capitol’s statuary hall reverted to his weird and off-putting “pious mode,” preaching unity to the gathered group. The conciliatory tone is in jarring, urging the shift away from partisan divides to a more collegial congress, returning to a time when members from across the aisle would socialise, and unsettling given the scorching rhetoric spewed just moments prior, rubbishing Democrats and the bureaucratic state as the enemy of the people, and what followed after this brief respite, calling for a task force, under the leadership of his newly appointed attorney general, Pam Bondi, to investigate and root out “anti-Christian bias” across the executive branch and establish a commission promoting religious liberty. This subversion of civil right and the principle of separation of church and state does not end with government policies or postures, but as with private sector businesses who uphold diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives, they would be barred from funding or bidding for federal contracts.

aplicó (12. 208)

The amazing mastery of Andean weaving and dyeing that surpassed the craft as known to Europeans at the time of contact is showcased in the vivid patchwork tunics of the Wari (Hurari) tribe, centred in what is now the western province of Ayacucho in Peru, which were well-preserved in desert burials. Surviving textiles also including hats and tapestries as grave goods, featured abstract motifs—possibly coded and too make through geometric distortions to make the wearer appear larger and more imposing befitting of their rank. These garments, whose requisite skills and traditions predate the Conquista by hundreds of years (circa the sixth to the tenth century) and have been transmitted and appropriated to an extent by successor cultures, both pre-Columbian and settlers, imparted as tribute along with treasure, but none can compete with this ancient that involved the multidisciplinary practise that involved exotic pigment-sourcing and precise llama husbandry for the ideal substrate, revealing social stratification and hierarchy. View a whole gallery at Public Domain Review at the link above.

synchronoptica

one year ago: assorted links worth revisiting (with synchronoptica) plus Saint Mél

seven years ago: women’s suffrage in Britain (1918), MLK, Jr on capitalism, more links to enjoy plus a vocabulary lesson

eight years ago: amoeboid robots

nine years ago: the evolution of corporate logos, high-definition rewatches plus threatening dust bunnies

ten years ago: vaccine scepticism plus even more links