Originally a satirist poking fun at the Italian state of disunity and fractured governance, that is until his newspaper, Il Lampione, was censored at shutdown by the Grand Duke of Tuscany after the Italian Wars of Independence, Carlo Collodi turned to authoring children’s stories as the newly unified Italian state was subsidising school readers and the commissions, now serialised in another publication he founded in 1853, Lo Scaramuccia, provided a steady source of income whilst also being a vehicle for continued lampooning under cover of allegory.
Pinocchio, originally published in fifteen instalments ending in 1881 with the puppet dead, strung up in the branches of an oak tree, by Fox and Cat—far weirder than the Disney version and akin to a more classical fairy tale with his cricket conscious killed with a hammer by his own hand but returning as a Force ghost, the puppet’s feet burned away, the transformed protagonist in asinine form, injured and rendered useless to his owner, drowned, devoured by a shark, disgorged and skinned so his hide can be used to fashion a drum, the corpse Blue Fairy, etc, etc—and fine. Due to overwhelming demand by his readership, Collodi is compelled to continue the story with more volumes. Whilst united, only a small vanishingly small percentage of the population spoke standard Italian, the diglossia of dialects mutually unintelligible, Pinocchio written in the language of the central region of Toscana and championed as the standard, with simple sentence structure and vocabulary, widely popular and accessible, the motivation behind commissioning children’s reading material, helped to a large and under-appreciated extent to create a common tongue.
Saturday, 9 May 2026
storia di un burattio (13. 415)
dolus specialis (13. 414)
Having recently learned much more than our previous passing familiarity with the figure of Paul and Essie Robeson and his subsequent erasure from history from a cross-over episode of This American Life from the podcast Our Ancestors Were Messy (I strongly recommend listening),
we appreciated this addendum—courtesy of Kottke—in this historic snapshot of good trouble with Robeson leading a delegation of the Civil Rights Congress to indict the US government before the United Nations with the charge of genocide perpetuated after the civil war with Jim Crow policies of segregation and disenfranchisement. A copies of the book-length petition were delivered to UN headquarters in New York as well as Paris, but manoeuvres by the United States, preoccupied with the Cold War, prevented formal debate of charges brought forward or even entertaining public discussion—supporters and signatories of the document were further persecuted and blacklisted, accused of exaggerating racial inequalities in order to advance the cause of communism. The title refers to the application of specific, deliberate intent to destroy a group in whole or in part under the UN’s own definition of the crime against humanity.
day seventy (13. 413)
Moscow and Kiev agree to a seventy-two hour truce over the Victory Day observance. Labour faces stunning losses in UK local elections with the Reform UK party gaining significant seats in another act of generational self-harm that closely corresponds with Brexit. Expecting a response to Tehran regarding the US terms for a peace proposal, Trump promises settlement within the coming hours, hoping for “a serious offer” of concessions.
Though absent from the public eye, it is believed that the new Supreme Leader is playing a key role in crafting Iranian strategy and ongoing negotiations with the US naval embargo a major sticking point that could lead to renewed military engagement, Tehran unwilling to submit to American demands under economic duress as Trump entertains the idea of restarting “Project Freedom”—like the mayor of Amity Island from Jaws insisting (like with all of his promises and solutions really) that it’s safe to go back into the water and keep the beaches open—though there have been few takers among shipping concerns to make the perilous crossing even under escort. Trump’s sons are major investors in a new drone-interceptor manufacturing company.
synchronoptica
one year ago: know your Italian Brain Rot (with synchronopticรฆ), alchemy achieved plus interoperability problems
fourteen years ago: gas tank chirality plus Victory Day observances
fifteen years ago: quantum fuzziness
sixteen years ago: getting a used camper
Friday, 8 May 2026
harmonic progression (13. 412)
Via Web Curios, we are directed to this handy reference calendar in The Year in Songs. Whilst incomplete as not every date has been celebrated or at least mentioned in music—maybe something that needs to be remedied, we quite liked the concept, only able to summon up a paucity of two specific tunes, Ode to Billy Joe and of course the perennial favourite by Earth, Wind and Fire changing the mind of pretenders.
For instance, we are informed that on Sunday “by May the tenth, Richmond had fell,” as the lyrics to The Band’s “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” the narrative of social and economic distress experienced by a poor white southerner, Virgil Caine, during the last year of the American civil war relate. Performed at Woodstock with reprise by Joan Baez (as the audience wasn’t too enthused for their set—or maybe I am confusing that with Sha Na Na), the song written by a Canadian and played by an almost exclusively Canadian band was hardly an endorsement of slavery or the Lost Cause ideology of the Confederacy but rather theretofore, ironically, the first and only cultural artefact that addressed the division of the American republic and delivered an anti-war message meant to be mapped onto contemporary conflicts.
but the bravest by far in the ranks of the shah (13. 411)
Observed the day after today’s V-E day celebrations, the Victory Day parade commemorating the Soviet Union’s defeat of Nazi Germany will be a very much scaled back affair, featuring no marshalling of rockets and heavy equipment in Moscow for the first time in almost twenty years and no coverage by the foreign press (as well as an internet blackout, the increasing frequency finally grating on the Russian public seemingly more than any of the other hardships or sacrifices of the special military operation) as the war in Ukraine has dragged on longer than the Red Army’s action in WWII.
The expected quieter streets of Red Square are owing to heightened security concerns due to the ongoing conflict, framed by the Russian leader as a continuation as the fight against fascism; exacerbated by the fact that neither Moscow nor Kiev would commit to a ceasefire for the public holiday, Putin alone with his ranks, to avoid a large gathering that may be vulnerable to attack. Russia has vowed to bomb the Ukrainian capital should they attempt any disruption.
day sixty-nine (13. 410)
Despite and exchange of fire between Iranian assets and US warship—and more attacks on Emirati territory—rattling world markets as hope evaporates for a quick resolution and reopening the Strait of Hormuz, Trump insists that the ceasefire is holding, “Yeah, it is. They trifled with us today. We blew them away. They trifled. I call that a trifle.”
The Revolutionary Guard set up a new government agency with the charter to administer toll and vet vessels transiting through the vital waterway, fifteen hundred ships remain stranded in the gulf. Iran further reports of drone interception near the city of Bandar Abbas and the strait island of Qeshm. Lebanon and Israel have scheduled a new round of peace negotiations, whilst Tehran has yet to commit to or comment on further talks. US secretary of state Marco Rubio meets with the Pope at the Vatican to discuss a “durable” deal to iron out differences between the American president and pontiff.
synchronoptica
one year ago: Germany observes the eightieth anniversary of Victory in Europe day (with synchronopticรฆ), habemus papam plus assorted links worth the revisit
thirteen years ago: the AKK Conflict between Hessen and Rheinland-Pfalz plus the Schlachthof of Wiesbaden
fourteen years ago: austerity imposed in Greece plus colony collapse
fifteen years ago: wagging the dog plus houseplants in bloom
Thursday, 7 May 2026
one nation underground (13. 409)
Beginning their studio recording session on this day in 1967 for their debut record, recently signed to ESP-Disk of New York City, the psychedelic folk garage band—the group’s name from the Book of Matthew passage “Give not that which is holy unto dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine,” meaning do not cede things of value to those who will not understand or appreciate them, the concept album of tracks on the themes of protest, elan and mysticism was quickly mired in controversy, leading to many stations banning it from airplay.
A troop of boy scouts correctly deduced that in the song “(Oh dear) Miss Morse,” the chorus was coded with the expletive f-u-c-k, prompting the scout master to phone in a complaint. Despite not receiving any royalties from the label after selling two hundred thousand copies, Pearls Before Swine remained with ESP for their next album the following year, Balaklava, inspired by Charge of the Light Brigade with strong anti-war themes against involvment in Vietnam. With eclectic instrumentation, sampling from classical recordings, literary references ranging from Herodotus to Tolkien and album art featuring Bosch and Bruegel, the band kept producing new music and garnered quite a cult following.
baby, if you’ve ever wondered—wondered what became of me, i’m living on the air in cincinnati—cincinnati, wkrp (13. 408)
With programming already similar to the classic rock roster of the original sitcom, we learn from veteran disc-jockey Miss Cellania that an Ohio-based radio network recently acquired the call letters of a small station with limited range in North Carolina auctioning off its broadcast identifier to raise funds (sad to learn that they were in financial straits, like the fictional station, but at least it wasn’t a struggling NPR affiliate).
Airing only for four seasons on CBS from 1978 to 1982 (in the timeslot following M*A*S*H—the transmission tower featured in the opening credits actually belonged to local NBC channel, WLWT), it achieved unexpected success in syndication, the show featured Gary Sandy and Lori Anderson with an ensemble cast of hosts and personalities, Gordon Jump, Howard Hesseman, Richard Sanders, Tim Reid, Jan Smithers, running a small AM station that catered to contemporary radio Top 40 hits. I recall the reruns and when it was added to the Nick-at-Nite line up—but due to licensing difficulties, the latter iteration was without the songs, which could be the best parts, edited around the music, replacing them with public domain stock-tracks or dubbing in extra dialogue and no one wants to encourage a chatty DJ. I swear I thought turkeys could fly!
