Somewhat preoccupied with the engineering diglossia of customary and scientific units of measurement (see previously here, here and here)—no longer encountered pervasively as the UK have given up the Imperial system almost in totality (with a few outliers like fuel efficiency is still expressed in miles per gallon), we really enjoyed this rant about drilling a borehole of Babel over the petrodollar and US-imposed standards and conversions, courtesy of MetaFilter, which whilst maddening don’t lead to catastrophic miscalculations on a regular basis—
punished for our own ambition and avarice with a confusion of the tongues in the form of ten thousand different metrics whose meaning can vary a lot in a discipline where precision counts. A barrel of crude is, incidentally, abbreviated BBL, after the blue barrels that Standard Oil adopted as its standard, with a volume of forty-two American gallons (approximately one hundred and fifty nine litres or thirty five Imperial gallons at standard temperature and pressure), with a thousand barrels not enumerated as KBBL (further Simpsons references below) but rather Mbbl (from the Roman mille) and a million barrels as MMbbl then returning to Greek prefixes for a billion barrels with giga- in Gbbl. In contrast, a barrel of beer is thirty six Imperial gallons or half a hogshead and the wine industry also has its own standards, though most of the world has adopted DIN of the Euro Keg of fifty litres. As for density, it is confusingly measured in MW, not megawattage but “mud weight,” pounds per gallon or pound cubic feet. More insanity, pidgin and jargon to follow.
Saturday, 11 April 2026
oilfield units (13. 341)
9x9 (13. 340)
sen̓รกแธตw: the return of a Squamish Nation village exempt from zoning laws and an elegant solution to Vancouver’s housing shortage—first heard on NPR
patience: a meditation on Solitaire—see previously
tanker war: veterans of the 1981-1988 Persian Gulf crisis share flash-back inducing parallels
granny shelf: an appreciation of the overlooked products in one’s grocery aisle—via Web Curios
rรผckenfigur: a retrospective exhibition of Expressionist artist Gabriele Mรผnter
season ticket: brilliant vintage bus passes of the Milwaukee metro
easter armistice: attacks continue as thirty-six hour truce for the Orthodox holiday between Ukraine and Russia approaches
phreak box: an emulation of tones that hacked payphones—via Kottke—see previously
diego garcia: US opposition forces UK to abandon plans to return the Chagos islands to Mauritius
day forty-three (13. 339)
Fresh from a campaign rally in Hungary in support of the reelection of the incumbent, Viktor Orbรกn—accusing the EU of election interference by withholding funds to the country over its affinity for Russian and regressive civil-rights policies whilst the US vice president tells Hungarians who to vote for and indicting Ukraine without evidence or context in meddling in the 2024 American election, JD Vance and delegation arrives in Pakistan.
Flanked by the same tired crew of incompetents, Witkoff and Kushner who’ve managed to torpedo every other round of negotiations including the one resulting in all out warfare, Vance warns Iran not “to play”—given a real poisoned chalice in his first high profile, high stakes assignment to either concede to Tehran’s terms to preserve the fragile ceasefire or resist and provoke a resumption of the fighting, US assets with their finger on the trigger already for a very domestically unpopular and illegal conflict of their own making. Israeli Operation Eternal Darkness continues indiscriminate bombing raids on Lebanon and only a slow trickle of ships, thirteen mostly dry cargo ships and empty tankers returning to port for reloading, have passed through the Strait of Hormuz.
synchronoptica
one year ago: digital preservation jumpers (with synchronopticรฆ), the art of basket weaving plus emoji as autobiographical vocabulary
fourteen years ago: beer-brewing season, unlucky thirteen plus extraordinary rendition
fifteen years ago: the Libyan revolution
sixteen years ago: a tragic aviation accident in Poland
Friday, 10 April 2026
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Although from childhood until recently, my only exposure to instant coffee, a topic not given much regard in the interim, was using Sanka decaffeinated crystals for a school project to make a poster illustrating the massive meteorite strike that wiped out the dinosaurs—it was a good medium for the rocky texture for the volcano and for the ominous asteroid streaking through the sky, H and I have really started appreciating the dehydrated beverage for camping, the outdoors seeming to imbue it with a certain aroma and flavour profile that we suspect wouldn’t cut it at home for the convenience.
Courtesy of Web Curios (lots more to explore there and well worth your time), we found this thoroughly researched history on the development and triangulating factors behind the improvements in reconstitution, global trade, spinoffs from R&D in photography and keeping an army sufficiently caffeinated of course playing a role quite fascinating and illuminating. Advances in the understanding of chemistry and preservation, freeze-drying grounds, led to a more palatable cup, though beggars couldn’t be choosers and the earliest versions of the potable, soluble brew were savoured as well. Much more from The Works in Progress newsletter at the link above.
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Appearing on German broadcaster RTL (Radio Tรฉlรฉvision Luxembourg, the cosmopolitan media group founded as Compagnie Luxembourgeoise de Radiodiffusion as one of the first private programmers in 1931 and representative of the broader spirit of transnational cooperation)
on this day in 1976, Belgian prime minister Leo Tindemans (to the right of Helmut Schmidt and Luxembourg PM Gaston Thorn), previously charged with defining what the European Union was to be as a political entity with his eponymous report that helped to guide the formation of the EU and its institutions, defended the country’s decision to purchase US fighter jets rather than French Dassault Mirages, in the context of forming a common defensive strategy for the continent. Despite what was interpreted as a slight by the domestic aerospace industry at the time, later that year Tindemans was awarded the international Charlemagne prize for his contributions towards unity, economic integration and the strengthening of citizen rights.
yellowstone public radio (13. 336)
Via Aeon, we are directed to a programme distilled into an award-winning documentary that ran from 1997 until 2007 that invited listeners from all over the state of Montana to share their views on everything and anything from poetry to politics as the country and world bridged two millennia as a lens to examine our place in it. Selected audio clips carefully curated from the call-in show’s archives over a background of vistas within the broadcasting range present a calm yet compelling snap-shot of a specific time and place as a reminder of what we hold in common and how the more things change, in the intervening decades, the more they stay the same. More at the links above.
day forty-two (13. 335)
Continued assaults on Beirut threatening the fragile ceasefire, Trump has reportedly urged Netanyahu to be more “low key” in his attacks on Lebanon as the delegation headed by JD Vance for the US and Iranian leaders are scheduled to meet in Islamabad for peace talks.
The White House warns government employees from using insider knowledge to leverage bets on the outcome of negotiations and direction of the war on prediction markets. Israel will hold direct talks with the Lebanese government aimed at disarming Hezbollah and limiting collateral casualties. Underscoring Tehran’s continued control of the strait, tankers are being selectively let through and still only a trickle of the ships parked on either side of the gulf. Kuwaiti territory is still being targeted although Iran denies to be behind retaliatory attacks and the Emirates has reported clear skies.
synchronoptica
one year ago: The Great Gatsby (with synchronopticรฆ), market reaction dulls Trump tariffs plus assorted links worth the revisit
twelve years ago: NATO and Ukraine plus English orthography
thirteen years ago: the Night of the the Long Knives
fourteen years ago: a planned Star Trek casino
fifteen years ago: a catalogue of Star Trek characters
Thursday, 9 April 2026
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queen bee: the fascinating life-cycle of bumblebee matriarchs includes the ability to breath underwater
zweeeeรซg: dizygotic, fraternal words and other Danish and Luxembourgish orthography, including vanilleijs
pork johnson: the spoof trailer for the feature film on Gimp, the Photoshop alternative, starring a puppet warthog and reminiscent of Social Network
ranger danger: the Trump administration eviscerates the US forest service, see previously—via Kottke
byline: World Press photos of the year
₿: the investigator who unmasked the creator of the cryptocurrency—see previously
to wit: the lost intimacy and nuance of extinct Old English pronouns
regina apoidea: the brilliant physical acting of Joan Crawford presented as slap-fest
